Obsessed
1. Your teacher
knows your favorite member.
2. Your friends
and people at school know you as "SP's girl".
3. Study time
turns into Simple Plan sing-a-long time.
4. Your parents
are worried.
5. If you met
the hottest guy/girl they would be gone in a second, if they dissed Simple Plan.
6. You would give
up a year of your life to go on tour with them.
7. You sit and
stare into the eyes of Pierre, David,
Seb, Chuck or Jeff on a picture or a poster until you lose focus.
8. Your hobby
is Simple Plan.
9. You would risk
your life to stand up to anyone who says something bad about SP.
10. You freak
out when a SP song comes on the radio or on TV.
11. You feel like
killing anyone that tells you to get over them, your a SP psycho, they will never date or marry you.
12. You always
wonder what they are doing right now.
13. You only speak
in SP lyrics
14. You have to
remind people that you met them at Warped anytime anything Simple Plan comes up
15. You spend
so much time thinking about them, you have weird dreams involving them and a playground incident that occurred when you were
five.
16. You forgot
what color your walls were because their covered in SP articles and pictures
17. You get pissed
off at anyone that claims to love them more.
18. Your friends
know you as the SP freak.
19. You memorized
every song of theirs, even their demo tape
20. You get in
a really bad mood when you haven't listened to your CD for a few hours.
21. You went to
the library and got their hometowns address book just to see if their listed, and flip when someone under that name is.
22. You listen
to their CD every morning 'cause it helps you make it through the day.
23. You spend
an oddly long amount of time listening to the CD just to get "yeahs" right.
24. You refused
to see Bring It On or The New Guy because Eliza Dushku was in the SP video.
25. You have a
newfound respect for pink eyeliner.
26. Your family
knows the names and ages of all of them.
27. Ever since
you bought the Simple Plan CD, all your other CDs are collecting dust.
28. You spent
5 bucks on a magazine that had a small picture of them.
29. Your best
friend loves SP too! (But not as much as you)
30. You swear
that your favorite member is your soul mate.
31. You didn't
shower until a week after the SP concert 'cause Jeff touched your arm.
32. You learned
how to write "MARRY ME SEB" in French so he'd be sure to notice
33. You do anything
for them.
34. You have plans
for you and (sp member's) wedding.
35. You camp
outside the venue their playing....................3 days before they play
36. You know everything
about Pierre’s Mom too
37. You tag Simple
Plan RULES on any paper bill that passes (and some pennies too!)
38. Your not obsessed.....your
in love.
39. You know how
to say all of their last names with a perfect French accent
40. You sit down
and list reasons why you are obsessed.
41. You refer
to them like you know them
42. You have been
to their concert so many times that the person at ticket master knows your name
43. You overcome
your deathly fear of snakes and watch one in order to go to a concert
44. You camp out
all night just to see their tour bus pass by
45. Their roadies
know your name
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© Heart-n-Breaker 2004 J
