"Pierre, Pierre, you thirsty?"

To David "Who the fuck would ever wanna take pictures of you?"

"Extract the sperm"

"So basically it's a one day shoot but a three day preparation to get them to look sexy? (Talking bout the "I'd Do Anything video shoot)

"We had this weird experiment. We thought Pierre would look better over seas, but uh, he not… (To Pierre) how would you describe yourself in 4 words Pierre: Very Good In Bed"

"We found a bird that has the same haircut as David! ...the comparison is uncanny"

"I don’t believe dat!"

"And on a personal note if I wasn’t paid I certainly wouldn’t be hanging out with you guys"

"This is our ride…and this is not"

"My dentist says I should get some braces"

"The official headcount was like 12 people"