"If I wasn’t sick I’d
kiss you." to David
"That's how I do!"
"Were
in Germany…we just got here….smells good"
"Shut up you pussy." to Pat
"Were
gonna get to town baby…were going to Tokyo"
"What up mofo's!"
"I had
a little bit to drink…and I hope you’re having a good time…see ya"
"Hello camera!"
"Hop me
some fruit bro"
"Pierre: Then I apply the a …
Pat: Sperm"
"For the record….That’s not my Dad"
"Fuck that shit!"
"That’s right live
in Bangkok baby….Fuck it!"
"Adjust the spikes"
"I have to drive this...we're
gonna die (points at tour bus)"
"Don’t drink from a fountain."
"We
were all manufactured as many fans say"
"I have trouble standing still."
"Goodinti
motherfuckers"
Pierre: "I puked all day I feel
like shit.
Pat: you smell like shit *Pierre starts to cry*"
"This is where the engineer like
works and says 'Do it again...it sucked'"
"This is my elephant...and I
bought a drawing of an elephant...and yesterday we saw an elephant. It’s all bout elephants"
"This is what it feels like to
make out with me"
"This guy has been dead for 5000
years and his penis is not there anymore"
"That guy is fucking dead later on…when he sleeps im gonna dump some
fucking yogurt down his shorts"
"Look at the balls on that one...nice
sack"
"Yo! What’s up…Stop! …Collaborate and listen….Ice is back with a venations vocals"
"We're not relly celebs...yet
were fucking rich"-on Tastemaker
"We don't even watch hockey"
"why are you filming?! There's
nothing to film here.. there's NOTHING to film here!!"
"These balloons were imported
from Belgium...if they pop...WE ALL DIE!"
"It'll be
great canadian times."
"We're all
gay"
"This song
changed our lives"
"Ok,
that was funny."-Pierre after Chuck didnt start drumming at the begining of 'my alien'wich made
him jump alone like a idiot on stage.
"This
is about a girl we'll never find"-Pierre introducing 'my alien'.
Pierre: is there any girls
in this room?
Crowd:YEAH!
Pierre: well, this song is about you.
(introducing I'd do anything')
Pierre:This next song is about how..how..you
know how girls can make you do crazy and stupid things..
Some guy in the crowd:THEN KEEP YOUR PANTS ON NEXT TIME!!!!
"Does anyone here have been to Heaven? or space?...yeah, me neither.Does anyone here beleive in aliens..? I
think there's one perfect for me."-Pierre introducing 'my alien'
"We're all just kids, right?"-Pierre to the crowd
"I hope when we'll actually have them, we'll be able
to do whatever...whatever we preech on our record."-Pierre talking about having childrens.
"It's for my gay friend
Ted...I'm a dick-ted.."
"I can write 10 songs in
a day..bullshit, I can't."
"It means April the vine."
"Maybe he was hanging."
"Mi hearts pumpin. mi hearts
pumpin"
"It's all
good."
"Id run a thousand
miles to GET YOU!!!!" Pierre singing that part, while doing some little explicit move...
"No, sometime it's hard..it's
even harder for people like us that are not very smart..you know, remembering all the notes and everything.."-Pierre
anwsering
the questions 'is it hard to put on a show every nights?'
"Spending the St-Jean-Baptiste outside Québec SUCK!They
don't even drink out there!"-Pierre
"Being in a band is like being married to 4 guys.It's worst
than having a girlfriend.Having a girlfriend is nothing compared to being in a band!"
"I'm the party
animal!"
"I was in the bathtub two nights ago in front of like.. a lot of people and I was just like..WOHOO!"
"Fur future reference anytime
i say 'dancer' i mean stripper. (2 min later)I think Jeff's a good dancer.
"Yes, there is a proper
word for fu-k in french!"
"Theres rumors about me and cameras
and sex and that was funny but I was just joking!"
"Were gonna go sign sum autographs
for the kid, or the "fans" the one who buys the stuff, if you dont buy it you still get a autograph, doesnt matter, htat how
we are."
"If you're watching with your
girlfriend, this is the time to do the ol' *Yawns and Stretchs*"
"Ya moron!... motherfucker."
"Welcome to New York Mo'fo''
"Im gonna miss you!!" *starts
to cry*
"Im scared as shit!"
"I've been with girls with nipple
rings and its fun"
Pierre "See, what's more interesting: Simple Plan or genital
warts?"
David
- "Warts."
Chuck
- "Genital warts."
David - "Its pretty much the same"
"Its really
easy baby. I know." - talking about giving blow jobs
"You have to see the darker side of someone before you can say that you really know them."
This is where the engineer, like, works here and says, 'do it again, it
sucked!'.
Today we
are gonna sing 'The Worst Day Ever' because my vocal chords
have
been having the worst day ever.
I have to
let it dry in its natural state, then I apply the sperm.
[talking
about doing his hair.]
Pat: How would you describe
you in four words?
Pierre: Very good in bed.
Pierre: This is the coolet thing ever, the coolest thing in the world!
Patrick:
What are you doing?
Pierre: Feeding kangaroos, can't ya tell?
That's Trevor, our sound guy. He's got a nice...ass.
We're
French, we speak Canadian.
I was in the bathtub two nights ago in front of like... a lot of people
and I
was
just like WHOO HOO!
I find Benji more attractive than Joel. He's more my style. If I were a
girl, I'd do him first.
Pat's
ironic humor and sarcastic behavior has gotten him into trouble
once
again and now he has a black eye. A little shiner
as we call it.
People that hate our band they will never hate me enough to make me
stop,
they don't phase me.
I love what I do so much and they will never stop
me
from doing it. No matter how loud they scream I will scream louder
and
I
will always be there for the people who love us.
