Pierre: "And then you get older and..."
Jenn(muchmusic): "And you become a
jerk?"
David: "No you become a dad!"
Pierre: "Wow that was good! He's quick, I like him."
Nam: We're going to show a clip with Matt from Rancid... You had a moment with
him David?
Chuck: A moment? Did you make out with him David?
David: No that was Bert from the Used
(after)
Chuck:
There was a bulge in his pants.
David: No... that was with the All-American Rejects.
Chuck: Oh, Gotcha.
David: I'd like to wish you guys a merry merry christmas
Jeff: Happy hanukah!
David:
And a happy happy *whispers 'fucking'* new year! alright and I'll see you guys next year...
Jeff: you cant say fuck?
David:
And be careful and dont drink and drive..
Jeff: *Starts laughing*
David: cuz I wanna see you guys next year... *hits
jeff* at the show!
David: Sorry we were lte for the concert guys, I was uhhh backstage... Uhhh....
Jerkin off
Pierre: Like they really wanted to hear that David...
David: Well it woulda been faster if I was thinkin
about YOUR MOM.
Pierre: oooh..Yeah its always good to bring in the moms..*Turns to crowd*So are there any moms out there
tonight?
Chuck: I wanna be her skater boy
Pierre: I wanna be her scooter boy
Jeff:
But I'm just her loser boy
Rest of the band: Awww
Int.: Ok, which one of you is dating Avril?
Seb: Its Me
Pierre: Its Me
Jeff:
Its Me
David: Its me!
Chuck: She played us!...Bitch!
Chuck: Benji's a good looking guy
Pierre: He is a very good looking guy. I
find him more attractive than Joel but thats just me.
Chuck: Thats just great! Now we're fucked!
Jeff:They scream, and then we sign
Pierre:Then we scream
Jeff:And then they
scream and then we sign and we scream, and then we sign again.
(About the Zebra print carpet)
David: My back is fucked up and it helps a little
bit...
Chuck: Yea because Zebra Print really helps the back! (sarcasm)
David: Is it just me or does Seb look damn sexy with that guitar
Seb: It's
Theo's(from GOB)guitar!
Pierre: Everybody say Hi Chuck!
crowd: Hi chuck!
Pierre: Everybody say You
Suck!
crowd: You suck!
Pierre: Everybody say No I'm just kidding!
crowd: No I'm just kidding!
David: Everybody
say NOT!
Pierre: Seb's new name is Seb the Forceful Sexer.
David: Seb is the gayest
one in the band.
Lauren((All Access)): You all speak French? Right?
All: Yes
Pierre and Jeff:
Say M'embrasser
Lauren((All Access)): M'embrasser. What did I just say?
*David is now leaning towards her*
All: Kiss
me.
Lauren((All Access)): I KNEW IT WAS GOING TO GET ME IN TROUBLE!
How did we get Mark Hoppus and Joel Madden on our CD? We took them out, and got
them really drunk and made them sign a paper. - All of them.
David: Look banana!
Pierre: Double banana.
David: Double banana...It means
it got two bananas in it!!
Pat: Like your ass!!
David:I'm gonna steal this
"We got you a Christmas present! They're grapes. But there not normal grapes.
*eats one* they have drugs in them. Who wants grapes?!"-David
Int: who would you rather date: Avril or Benji? Chuck: Ask David! (laughing)
David: I almost died because one of the lights fell in the water and i got electrocuted
and ever since I can tell what girls think. Much Music: What am I thinking now? David :*grin*...My ass
Interviewer-"Earlier Seb went to pee.." *all the band cut him off and start applause
and cheering like it was Seb's first time*
In Japan they bring gifts to us. We are going to try to bring this idea to the
kids in America." -Chuck
Pierre: I am a pretty pretty princess -That is when he was drunk
Pierre: I AM A GIDDY LITTLE SCHOOL GIRL- dollars down my pants
Q: With the influx of Good Charlotte's, Bowling For Soup, etc there is a huge
amount of punk pop bands so what makes Simple Plan difference from the rest?
A: Seb: We have no tattoos. We've got twelve
different songs. Pierre: We don't have a number in our name. Seb: We can speak French and English. Pierre: We're bilingual.
(In a Scottish accent) and we're damn sexy! Seb: (also in Scottish accent) as tigers!
"It takes a lot of balls for 5 Canadian boys to get out there and want to conquer
the world!" - jeff
"It takes 10 balls!" - Pierre
"Oink oink, I'm a pig, fry my ass and it's bacon! Weeee!"-Pierre
And you think this process is going to make Pierre look better? I don't believe
that." - Pat when Pierre was getting his make-up done
Pierre (to the crowd): ARE YOU IN SHAPE!??
Crowd: YEAHHHH!!!
David: In
shape of what?
Pierre: HOHOHOHO!
David- Man. I gotta look sexy for that chick over there! Hey baby!
Pierre-
YEAH!!!!!
Seb (daydreaming)- *aw* i wish my mom was here
Chuck- Is that....?? no, it cant be, iz it?? I think I pissed
my pants
Jeff- i have better things to do in my life then stand here all day and take fucking pix
Pierre: *buys Joel some pixie sticks* Pixie sticks equals poor people crack.
Joel:
I'm not poor anymore! I can afford REAL crack now!
Jere: *kisses Pierre*
Pierre: How did I know that was coming?
Jere: Your
magical!
Pierre: I have just been given a hickey by a bi man. How am I supposed to deal
with this?
Jere: I GAVE PIERRE A HICKEY AND HE LIKED IT!!!!!
Billy: *takes of clothes*
Pierre: TAKE IT OFF BILLY! Woo, ok, just kidding.
Pierre:
*slaps self*
Billy: Haha
Jere: *covers eyes* My virgin eyes have been ruined.
Pierre: Virgin my ass...
Pierre: Tony, what if I flashed my wiener at you? Would you still hate me?
Tony:
I wouldn't be able to see it without my glasses.
Pierre: Tony's not used to big wieners...real or fake.
Pierre: I mean, BENJI
is his boyfriend after all.
Tony: How would you know if Benji was big or small, Pierre?
"Pierre: I’m about to show you
a new trick that we have discovered….its called the ‘Passport Slap’ you take you passport and you slap someone
with it…it really hurts…watch this *Slaps Jeff**Jeff tries to slap Pierre* "
David: " Ahhhh the passport slap…Jeff
cant slap for shit...Jeff is a pussy" *Jeff Slaps David* David: "oooo…I’m gonna kick his fucking ass"
Pierre: "We were all training for the Olympics…I was
a swimmer and"
Seb: " I was a…Symmetrical Bars"
Interviewer: "seriously??!!??
Pierre and Seb: "Yeah!"
Pierre:
"and we didn’t make a good team…so you know what are we gonna do"
Seb: "We should start a band"
