"I'm the one who kinda quit school to dedicate my life..." Pierre

"You fill in the blank.. Still not getting any sex... still not getting any better...still not getting any" Pierre

"The biggest misconception is that people think that david is a girl" Pierre

"You're smart, but you're lazy" Jeff to Pierre

"I used to clean stupid toilets at my stupid high school" Seb

"Piss our french names in the snow.."-David

"When there's no top on the bus..it's windy!"- Seb

" I'm not drinking beer right now.."-Jeff

"Look banana..Double Banana! It means it's got two bananas in it!"- David

"Don't go outside, stay online!"-Chuck

"Word up mofo's!"- Pierre

" It takes a lot of balls for 5 Canadian boys to get out there and want to conquer the world!"-Jeff

"It takes 10 balls."-Pierre

"It's for my gay friend Ted...I'm a dick-ted.."-Pierre

"Kid spelled backwards is Dik!"-Seb

"I find Benji more attractive then Joel, he's more my style, if I were a girl, I'd do him first."-Pierre

"I see stuff like..I hope you choke on broken glass! YAH! I want to!"-Chuck

"I can write 10 songs in a day..bullshit, I can't."-Pierre

"Hes got a zebra fetish!"-Jeff(on david)

"My moms a virgin.."-Jeff

"All you kids that like to be online..visit Simpleplan.com!"-Chuck

"It's all good."-Pierre

"I'm the party animal!"-Pierre

"I was in the bathtub two nights ago in front of like.. a lot of people and I was just like..WOHOO!"-Pierre

"Isn't it great to be in a hottub naked?"-David

"Girl-girl action is beautiful"-Chuck

"I'm all drugged up!"-Seb